ChiefScummer

Guys, are we still moaning about Danny ings? He's popped his knees more than the shamen have popped pills and still he came back and into a shyt side and scored goals. He's easily our sharpest forward. A hamstring injury isn't going to slow him down. Especially if hasenhuttl is all he's cracked up to be. Let's give the lad a break eh? Hee clearly loves the club let's not give him any sh it.

This is great. I saw the pictures on twitter. I don't have a St though as I live abroad but my family are chuffed to monkeys. Ralph is just oozing confidence right now so hopefully that belief will rub off on the players. Enjoy your free beers lads and lasses.

If he greatly improves us and we finish mid table, you can bet your ar se that those spuds w#nkers will be snooping around if poch goes to Madrid. If he does turn out to be excellent I would hope the board do everything they can to keep him here. Give him a pay rise and give him money so he can build his own project here. Here's to hoping we'll be back in Europe soon.

http://sportwitness.co.uk/ralph-hasenhuttl-tells-german-media-hell-leave-southampton-relegated-wages-manager-revealed/

Aubameyang is going to rip our defense to shreds.

Ed gein made a belt of nipples hopefully RH can make a winning team out of ***s

I used to work with a spurs fan and he honestly thought it was their song. His reasoning... They changed one word. Said he got annoyed when he heard us sing it as we sing it better. We'll obviously... It's our f#cking song!

I honestly couldn't give a single sh it about any of their feelings. We pay good money to watch them bottle it every week while they go home to their supermodel wives and mansions. I hope RH knocks some sense into them and punishes anyone who isn't cut out for his style.

I was in the pub today with my buddy who is from Hong Kong (also a saints fan) haven't seen him in ages and the whole protesting thing was brought up. He says it's likely a public protest would get gao to pull his finger out as public humiliation is taken seriously among Chinese business people. He wouldn't want to look like a failure in front of his peers and it would be looked at as him not being successful and would be shameful and embarrassing to his family. I could also sour any potential future deals in China. Worth a shot if we want him gone that badly I guess.

Maxi gomez ffs! Get him in!

We're going down. No question. Oh well I've accepted it already. Looking forward to the Derby.

Totally unfair on ingsy. Surprised about a few on there to be honest. Cedric is deserving though.

No les reed and now we have yoshi and Gabbi back. Is this a dream?

OK not all saints related but here's a few you may get a chuckle out of. I left 2 saints tickets in my car last night. Someone smashed my window and left 2 more. What's does pompey and your mum have in common? They've both been ruined by crackheads. I rang fratton Park earlier to ask about wheelchair access for my disabled aunty. "well we're a bit full at the moment but she does meet all the criteria so she'll have to play in goal" was the reply. What's blue and keeps a **** warm? A pompey scarf. Little known facts on England footballer Danny Welbeck, his father was in the bomb disposal unit ... he was called Stan... (World Cup) I haven't seen Argentina defend this badly since the Falklands... (World Cup) looks like Saudi Arabia will beheading home soon... (world Cup) Polish fans have been officially warned that if they cause any trouble during the World cup in Russia 2018 they will be deported back to the UK. If you kill yourself , it's called suicide .If you kill someone , it's called homicide .If you kill thousands , it's called genocide .If you kill the King , it's called regicide .If you kill your brother , it's called fratricide .And , if you have 2 Premier League teams , and neither have won the League for over 20 years , it's called Merseyside. (World Cup) last time I was this nervous over a semi was when I saw broke back mountain. My daughter asked if you can get pregnant from having anal sex? "Of course," i replied. "Where do you think pompey fans come from?" David Beckham was giving a talk at a football seminar, he says, " I like them because they make my breath smell nice" There's an awkward silence until someone at the back shouts. "Tactics, tactics you thick c*nt" 11 games into the season and I've already seen a saints season ticket nailed to a tree. I thought to myself: "I'm having that." After all, you can never have enough nails, can you?

Owen the saints Go marching in Owen the saints go marching in...

I know he ballsed up totally at Everton (cocky "big club" shytes) but what would you think of koeman as reeds replacement? Would he be decent? I'd take it right now. He was at the city game. Is it just a coincidence? Maybe gao and kat have been having words with him to come back. Maybe I'm a bit tipsy. Apologies if this has already been speculated. I haven't read the entire thread yet.

I would be happy with Ranieri as Hughes' replacement to be honest.

I'll take the job. I'll sign maxi gomez in January and buy Mike Ashley a wetherspoons sharer on the agreement that he gives us rafa. I'll slap the owners with a wet kipper and force them to pay for a technician to fix our "black box" as clearly its been playing up for years. I'll do all this before being fired within 24 hours.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7685802/premier-league-bosses-sacked-stats/ This just popped up in recs.

Not sure if its the last couple of managers that are to blame. We seemed fit enough under puel. Sure we didn't score much towards the latter half of that season but we didn't concede a shed load either. Maybe it's the staff. Maybe it's the pish poor appointments we've had in charge but if I was Hughes I'd be doing extra drills because we simply aren't good enough to compete. Poor first half's (maybe trying to save energy?) and too many injury time goals conceded. Our players need to be put through the gauntlet more in training. It looks too easy. And then the clubs twitter shows our strikers comfortably scoring goals with zero pressure than are probably the 38th attempt that day. If the players kick up a fuss about intensive drills my heart will centainly not bleed for the lazy shytes.

We are unfit. Plain and simple. Knackered after the first half. Compare our training footage to those of better teams and there seems to be a difference in the lack of intensity.

22mins and 3 nil down. Bloody cricket score by full time and hoedt is gash. Needs dropping ASAP.

True I'm an idiot and true its november. However, considering December looks tough for points we could very well be bottom by Jan. I'm worried mate. Really worried. We are worse than last season.

Newcastle winning is worrying. The drop gap gets increasing closer. Do the board realise how screwed we are already? Let's not sugar coat it. We are bang in trouble.can someone call coco star because we need a miracle... Maybe that can be our new chant

Imagine if we were the first (and only) team to take 3 points from them this season:lol: