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Have just put 2 adult tickets on the exchange if anybody is looking (seated together)

Nooooooo lol

I am

Wonderful couple of days. Fantastic people. Great fun in "Southampton Square" with the Vitesse fans. Absolutely nailed a perfect volley (you had to be there lol). If only I had known 30 years ago that all that was required was a gallon of beer first

Got 2. Bloody alcohol

Again adapted from another thread. Mighty Quinn (Manfred Mann) Come all without, come all within You'll not see nothing like our Schneiderlin

Adapted from another thread. To the tune of I'm Into Something Good (Herman's Hermits) Woke up this morning feeling fine There's someone special on my mind He plays for England now like we knew that he would ..... Oh yeah Something tells me Clyney is fekkin good

Done Good Luck

manager & team get my full support

Thank you Nigel. You have given us so much pleasure these last few seasons with some fantastic football played in the right way. Really gutted to see you go and I hope you get a new club soon. You will always be in our hearts. ONE NIGEL ADKINS

No. We can win this

Now this is gooooood! To the tune of Little Boxes:- Pay your taxes pay your taxes You cheating skate baaaastards Pay your taxes pay your taxes Then f**k off and die and repeat!

Yes it works on my Samsung Galaxy S2. No problems at all

Donated. Well done Mike

The gorgeous waitresses in Pizza Hut and their astonished faces as each fan in turn ordered a large "sharing for 2" Pizza for themselves. Cheap beer, being rich for a day & a fantastic atmosphere from the home support. My mate falling over in a bloody gert puddle in the coach park afterwards. Cracking day despite the rain & cold. Only downside was Andy Steggle pushing his way to the front of the queue at the airport. Prize to55er.

Portsmouth Sh1tty Football Club For Sale Hampshire, United Kingdom Financials Asking price: 1 Fish Supper Sales revenue: Pick a number, double it, add ........ Net profit: Profit? Fixtures value: 6 points max if results go well Stock value: £38 million honest Business description By order of the Joint Adminitrators Andrew Andronikou, Peter Kubik and Michael Kiely of UHY Hacker Young. Expressions of interest by 19th March 2010. Preliminary details available on completion of confidentiality agreement. For more information contact Peter Kubik

don't listen it is in fact centre court wimbledon

Club Very Assetless?

PS - I'm thinking of opening a new shop where everything costs the same. Maybe call it 60millionpoundland NC - Really? I heard you were doing something along the lines of the christmas shop but only trading for 8 days

PS - Hey Saint Nic what you getting me for christmas? NC - Something apt I thought a historrie book Avram Grant - and me what are you getting me? NC - a nice Thai

PS - Heyyy Derek, Godfrey sooo errr nice to errr see you again (gulp !). Did you pass my regards to Harry and Milan today? So looking forward to spending time with them

PS - Don't suppose there's any jobs going here Nicola me old mate? NC - Well we do have a part time vacancy on saturday afternoon Pete disinfecting 4200 seats

PS - Sorry Nic I gotta spend a penny ....... errrrrr any chance of a loan?