CB Fry

The fans should do a tribute round of a applause on the 54th minute.

Indeed. All he deserves. On Twitter loads of replies from United fans who don't seem to understand what the word "reluctantly" means.

They're down to the bear bones. This should be an absolute doddle, like turning over a League Two side like Gillingham.

How's the boycott going?

Guard of honour from the Leeds players as we run out, surely.

Very much in the style of the 1982 World Cup Group Stage stitch up. To be fair we could aimlessly knock it about not threatening their goal for an hour and the authorities would not suspect a thing.

....and we've scored two goals a match as well, best in the league. If by this time next week we're on 90 points then maybe I will move into the maybe there is small chance after all category.

Nothing can go wrong now.

Nothing can go wrong now.

I think we should definitely rest Downes today so that he is fully fit for all the remaining games - We will then need to win all of those because of the fact we lost this game due to leaving Flynn Downes on the bench.

We bought him on the back of an excellent Championship season with an expectation/hope he would repeat that in the Prem. Surely everyone knows now he ain't no Premier League player. Really depends on how skint we are, and if we really do get reduced to flogging our best players to the Sheffield Uniteds or Burnleys this summer.

He'll be like a new signing when he comes back

That definition is the same as mine.

Leeds will definitely definitely win no problem at all. Leeds will definitely win.

How many points behind the automatic places were we at 7pm last night? And how far away are we now? Your definition of deluded is pretty off as well. It just means having a false belief, and you don't need another party to delude you, you can delude yourself no problem. As you are doing. Like Santa or Jesus or Brexit, it can be a comfort, so I bless you for it 🙏

It is deluded. Leicester losing doesn't get us any closer to finishing top two than we were before last night's match kicked off. There's a three way fight for top two and we're not in it.

Some absolutely lovely stuff there. Deranged.

Yes but in fairness they are still top of the league.

All you negative nellies need to grow a pair and just believe

Complete opposite for me. I think the best thing we could do for our Premier league survival would be to sack Martin the day after our play off final victory. If we don't go up he won't be sacked, they'll go with as much continuity as possible in the hope we can challenge in a slightly less challenging division next season. (Sacked by Bonfire Night).

We will absolutely annihilate them.

I will hold my hands up and say that I never really believed that Neil Armstrong could ever do that but fair play he proved me wrong.

No chance. We need to win every single games and we absolutely won't.

Jesus wept. We're just an incredibly well financed/well resourced football team stuttering and bimbling our way to the play offs, leaking goals for fun. We're not Leonardo Da Vinci inventing the helicopter.

Don't worry everyone. We are definitely winning this match.