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  1. Behind Enemy Lines
    No goals yet. Not even an attempt on target. Martin out.
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    The best off the ball of anyone. Therefore, the world is his oyster now he has the choice. Off the ball roles include, solving the climate crisis, brain surgery, curing all known diseases…
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    Head of Research? Does he know we didn’t invent dugouts, second tiers and floodlights? His career is going in reverse!
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    1026 here and nothing.
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    Going by how he’s been playing the last few weeks/months, I’d bet KWP already had a deal lined up should we be relegated. It would explain his performances. Why try hard, when, if your team is relegated, you get a pay rise and stay in the top division?!
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    Row Z? Good chance of getting the match ball if Armstrong manages to get a shot off.
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    A few years too late now!
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    Looks better already 😂
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    My grandad played as a goalkeeper for them!
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    More chance of Everest walking on the moon, hopping on the planets towards to, and then walking on the sun, than us staying up sadly.
  11. Behind Enemy Lines
    Second half will be 0-0. Half time they’ll bring on the *kit man, a couple of youth players and any players returning from injuries. We’ll comfortably pass it around in our half, not once getting over the halfway line. Selles will say the second half showing gives promise for the remaining games as he’s not worried about the league table now after that gutsy and commanding second half. *The kit man is on to distribute tracksuits to keep the players warm and prevent muscle injuries.
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    Best - Le Tis Worst - Carrillo Worst ‘signing’ overall -Nathan Jones
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    He couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banj….. …oh! 1-1. COYS!
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    I’m returning to Southampton soon so I’ll need a new name. Ready to listen to offers for good ones.
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    I never, ever learnt if it was Font, Fontie, Fontay, Useless Effin 🤬 (when we lost), all the time he was here.
  16. Behind Enemy Lines
    With or without chilli sauce?
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    I’m going through a separation, I can’t afford the extortionate prices on here! 😂
  18. Behind Enemy Lines
    It was a nice bit of drift to the thread; I enjoyed it as it’s not a part of Southampton I’ve really been to. As my name suggests, I have moved away, but, very soon will be moving back due to a separation. Will have to change my name on here if I can! Looking at the Town Quay area so interested in the pubs and history there.
  19. Behind Enemy Lines
    Front footed, aggressive. God willing, we can build on this.
  20. Behind Enemy Lines
    God willing we won’t concede in the second half. Then I can punch my badge and shout a lot of expletives.
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    Sounds a good plan, but…. Gloac’s Cunning Stunts, Red and White Army We hate Pompey Clap clap clap clap, doesn’t feel right.
  22. Behind Enemy Lines
    Nik Naks Skampi ‘n’ Lemon. Tastes like ‘yer mum, but knows how to run a football club.
  23. Behind Enemy Lines
    NJ mentioned it over a week ago, that’s what I read on here. And even after that, people were still questioning why he wasn’t picked. Things get lost on these threads sometimes. I can’t point you to the thread or date though sorry. I just know I read about his injury here and the club didn’t want him playing through pain or injections.
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    You realise you only have half-time and limited windows per game to make subs? You need, sometimes, to change more than one at a time or you can’t use all available subs.
  25. Behind Enemy Lines
    Quick, get Kane down here to practice taking penalty’s. That’ll get rid of the drone.
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