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  • Birthday 04/03/1978

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  1. Behind Enemy Lines
    Pay me £10,000 and I’ll take it off your hands. No offers though.
  2. Behind Enemy Lines
    Craziest post of the year and it’s not even March yet!
  3. Behind Enemy Lines
    Accrington who?
  4. Behind Enemy Lines
    First round’s on you! Cheers! 🍻 😂
  5. Behind Enemy Lines
    The same computer predicted that bears do shit in the woods.
  6. Behind Enemy Lines
    I think if Ramsdale went down then the foul is given. Thats why so many players dive because the officials and VAR are useless at spotting things like this.
  7. Behind Enemy Lines
    I’d like Trousers. I think he deserves a comfy chair to be able to be attached to the top of his fence.
  8. Behind Enemy Lines
    Feliz Navidad one and all. Maybe today’s the day we find out what happened on that fishing trip and tomorrow we celebrate three points. Well, it is Christmas, we can dream!
  9. Behind Enemy Lines
    2 weeks away from clicking.
  10. Behind Enemy Lines
    Sammy the Saint would do a better job than Martin. You still can’t see it?! We would be better off with no manager at all than we would be keeping him in charge.
  11. Behind Enemy Lines
    No, you’re right. We’re Southampton X V X+quite a few and mainly gifted goals from our shite tactics from our shite manager Opposition
  12. Behind Enemy Lines
    —Martin on his style of play, 2021.[76] This will be a similar quote in the year 2031. Martin, Manager of Shirley Boys Under 15 Tryo League. No wins since 2024, but brave, and often wins the possession stats. Assistant, Jack Stephens unavailable for comment as he was serving a pitch side ban since pulling the hair of an opposition kids dad running the line two games ago.
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    I’ve heard Jack Stephens is the physio for us for this game and the players have been told to go down every five minutes. That gets Jack and his leadership onto the pitch according to RM.
  14. Behind Enemy Lines
    Seriously? Change the record. He’s shite.
  15. Behind Enemy Lines
    Game over
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