Gunnery

It's pretty obvious he's referring to taking a walk in temperatures of -11°C ...

We won't sign Morgan because we don't go back in this manner, probably also because he won't generate resale value and definitely because the player himself would view us as a backwards step. But those who are saying NO because he's not what we need, possess a level of bellendery which can only be surpassed buy those who say NO because he hasn't played much and therefore isn't good enough...

Erm....do I really need to answer that!?

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Papers over the cracks, no way will they go up this season, they're way to inconsistent.

I wasn't wrong when I posted it....ffs

Newport 2-1 up

Makes me spew when these tabloid rags say things like "Koeman signed VvD when he was at Saints" erm, no he didn't, he was on the radar before that and it's not even how we operate...

To be fair I hadn't at the time do I admit to being a tit having now read the cancer bit.... but all the "I don't come to saints looking for a move to a big club stuff" is total ******.

Just goes to show that one minute you're skipping through life and then suddenly WHAM it's all over...

Player told to say what fans want to hear, fans swallow it up...

From a soldier... he's wearing a 'cop vest' a lightweight vest used for carrying essential kit on short hop operations, its absolute NOTHING like a suicide vest. No idea why he's wearing it mind.

Merry Xmas to you all, I know I give the odd poster a hard time, but it's all tongue in cheek

FFS!!! Players having a laugh!!?? PUEL OUT!!!

So AR-10 is yet another attention seeking Billy no mates....sigh

None of this adds up for me so I will dismiss it as bullsh!t ....

I fail to see why Everton would sign the ageing Jose Fonte to partner their other ageing CB?

0/10

Yep, the kids like it though....and there lies the problem

By the way, if you're thinking of going to winter wonderland, don't f**king bother, total rip off!!

I recently visited Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park and saw Jermaine Defoe, my kids had their picture taken with him and I was surprised how happy he was to do that as he was getting bugged a fair bit (always had his down as the sulky type) anyway, as a joke I called him a Skate and asked if he fancied coming to Southampton, he rolled his eyes and said "Doubt it mate" so there you go folks, Defoe in January for £10 million!!

Put the bottle of meths down and step away from the keyboard, by all means enjoy Xmas but please think of others eh?

This! He would thrive at Southampton IMO.

I would welcome him back in a heartbeat, he's just what we need, but there is no way he would consider a return....unless he is a Claude Puel fan which isn't beyond the realms of possibility I suppose. Would love it if he came home, but he won't.

Puels lack of pashun done for us innit...Puel out !!