Gunnery

And a nice bit of half time fisticuffs between the players as well, the comedy gift that just keeps on giving http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/dressing-room-bust-up-in-pompey-defeat-1-7700089

I've been saying this for two seasons, he scores goals from outside the area for a start....we don't do that very often.

They are absolutely pìssing Division 4, running away with it!!

I must admit you come across as someone who is absolutely brimming with fun and excitement....

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Agreed, it's time people started to get over this type of thing particularly with our selling policy, or pretty soon they'll be booing half the Premier League. Ronald Koeman was one of our best ever managers, he was offered a shìt deal by Les, so he took a better offer elsewhere, EVERYBODY on here would have done the same and if they say they wouldn't they are lying.

Glad to be of service, it was mostly tongue in cheek but all entirely possible. I deliberately left Lukaku out of it for superstitious reasons....now you've gone and blown it !!!

Of course we could and I live in hope, although unlike you I will be working so will have to make do with Blackmore and Merrington for this one

My prediction FWIW: Koeman will be booed for 10 cringey embarrassing minutes, it'll fizzle out after Everton score (against the run of play) Saints will dominate possession in the midfield and Redmond will run around a lot in front of them without actually doing anything. Austin will grow more and more frustrated at the lack of service and Shane Long will run very fast with the ball before screwing it wide or tripping over it. Our very own set piece specialist JWP will have a free kick and an opportunity to equalise...he will chip it tamely into the wall or the goalkeepers hands.....we will lose 0-1, Koeman will say what a great club we are, Puel will say that our strikers need to score more goals....

How do you interpret a hand wave as a "Fûck off" ? Genuine question..

I hope the Sturridge rumours are true because if we don't sort this out we are in the shît...

I thought it was the Champions League we spent all season trying to qualify for....Europa was an accident #TheSouthamptonWay

Oh dear...no more Internet for this one!

Sadly it's Time to move JayRod out, he's finished as a top level striker. Long is also toothless, utterly pointless relying on him to score goals. Redmond is mostly shîte, he needs dropping. We are CRÀP up front and it's really starting to become a problem. I hope this is being dealt with by Les because we need a striker ASAP.

Redmond is fûcking shïte !!!

Nice one Long....

Our forward line is embarrassing...

It must be great playing as a defender against Southampton, we are all fart and no shît ..

Yeah, we should play our best team all of the time in all competitions....

Without wishing to sound pedantic, your pretty graph has us finishing 5th last season...

Good line up but I'm a bit disappointed to see Boufal on the bench rather than starting, he needs game time doesn't he? Apparently Sparta are depleted though so good news, we should be able to win this.....

Without trawling back through the thread, is Boufal fit? The Sun (Yeah I know) are reporting that he has a sickness bug...they also say that Fonte is out with a foot injury though ..he doesn't play Europa games anyway !?

Yeah, why aren't we spunking all our cash up the wall FFS, this is an outrage, SACK THE BOARD!!!!

Reading page 1 of this is surreal !

I doubt WE are interested, more like a tabloid newspaper has decided to make up a story based on the fact that we need goals and he needs games. I'd welcome him though, I think it could work.