Gunnery

Böllocks! Having a massive wart on your nose is embarrassing, Kopping off with a fat munter in front of your mates is embarrassing...a footballer leaving for another club is just meh! It's football and it happens every January and in the summer.

WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH!!! MUMMY I WEE'D MY BED!! WAAAAAAAAH!!

Well, seeing as we won't be going down I prefer to embrace the fact that Liverpool have heaped pressure on themselves ahead of the second leg now. Take your bedding downstairs to mummy so she can wash it you matloe ponce.

HK is right though, some of the more 'special' posters here actually said that ...

All clubs have dips in form, Saints weren't expecting to start the season without Koeman and short sightedly put too much faith in Long & JayRod, it happens. But hey, you crack on and pîss your mattress over our first dodgy season in years....sigh!

No other club of our size and stature has been able to consistently recruit excellent raw young talent like we have, one of the side effects is that eventually they will move to bigger clubs, the alternative is to have has beens and journeymen and be just another boring premier league club like Burnley, Bournemouth, Palace, Sunderland etc. Not sure why people don't understand this...?

FONTE IS DEAD, LONG LIVE YOSHIDA!!!!!

Cringe...

I'm a grown up, I understand that modern football is a business and the players are mercenaries who have very little loyalty to the clubs they play for. I watch football for the sport that it is whilst fully understanding of the fact that the players won't be there forever but the club will. One day you to might grasp this ideology and then my son, you will be as cool as a penguins cöck like me !

He's probably a 'Walter' there's a lot of them about nowadays.

And bellend trolls only hear what they want to hear...

It is indeed, grown men proclaiming to be "Gutted" WTF is that all about? He was great in a saints shirt, right up until he won the Euros, then it seems he turned into a bit of a c**t, let's see how good he looks without VVD, Toby Alderweireld or Lovren next to him or Morgan, Vic or Romeu in front of him.

Adam Blackmore...you knob.

That's not the case though is it, stop being a hysterical tart.

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Please post the link which confirms that VVD is definitely off in the summer....

We finished 6th in a mental one off season where Leicester City were champions and Chelsea and Liverpool finished below us....it really was a freak season and it'll probably never happen again.

Haha! Seriously though, it's nearly always the case with these periods of bedwetting .

Apparently he's been investigated by the police for his conduct online !! #wrongun

This time next season we will back in the top 8 (with or without Claude) and we will be looking down at Stoke and their average disinterested Berahino and saying "We dodged a bullet there"

And it will be, but never on a defender.

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Fück me...how gloomy and desperate is this thread!? even 'Leicester' is spelt wrong in the thread title...

Who said we might? We absolutely won't, our club record is £16 million, no way will we be breaking that on a defender in January, not happening.

I said on here recently that I'd like to see us try 3-5-2 again...It kick started our season last year!