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Ole was driving Romero's car. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51179661 Also this means a 5 point gap between 14th and 15th. Relegation battle now probably just between the bottom 6.

Blow up St. Mary's. Let's play all our matches away.

What do you mean no reason? They were added to give the rich clubs time to manufacture a goal that was fully deserved by virtue of their wonderful magnificence. A perfectly legit reason. This abortion of a playing field leveling system called VAR (I throw up a little in my mouth whenever I say it) is undermining the hard work the authorities put in to ensure our footballing royalty are protected from disrespectful upstarts that don't know their place.

It does. I once made a transfer rumour up on here just for sh!ts and giggles and it made it's way to twitter.

For real? Thought it was just a Saintsweb joke. Also not sure why Red Bull would want a Premier League club when they have Leipzig but they are about as good owners as could be hoped for. Won't even have to change colours, just the crest which is crap ( replaced by a bull with a halo) and the name of the stadium which I don't care for anyway. Probably change the name of the club but... meh.

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Why wouldn't he get a work permit? If it's the international appearances thing then neither would Djenepo (Mali outside the top 50 in FIFA rankings), Wesley and Joelinton. But they all did. Players brought in to be starters for premier league clubs are hardly ever denied work permits. His first team appearances don't sound like much (19 as of today, got an assist too, good cross) but he had 0 before this season, played every league game starting all but one for Valladolid who have one of the better defensive records in La Liga. Experience for the sake of it is overrated, Vestergaard and Hoedt had plenty of experience before joining us, didn't work out so well.

https://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2020/lyon-2-premier-league-sides-approach-reims-for-hassane-kamara/ Not many premier league sides need a left back more than us... Whoscored says he is quite good at least. https://1xbet.whoscored.com/Players/239881/Show/Hassane-Kamara

From the Financial Times, not exactly Corbyn's biggest fans. https://www.ft.com/content/7cdfa832-e908-11e9-a240-3b065ef5fc55 You have a choice between a bad option and a catastrophic one, it's not that hard surely?

They have to get their training ground done first. The land near the stadium on which they will build the new stadium is owned by Bournemouth council and will be given to them in a land swap, part of the land which they will give to the council in return is where the current training is located. So they first have to move the training ground to be able to release that land to the council and in return get the land on which they will build the new stadium.

Heard they have given up on football and now dedicate themselves full time to fücking fish and punching horses.

https://twitter.com/RichardBurgon/status/1179712281627766784 Another day, another name on to my execution list. If there is one thing Brexit has changed my views on it's capital punishment.

Yes. https://www.statista.com/statistics/412806/euro-to-gbp-average-annual-exchange-rate/

Hopefully you are consistent with that stance and if you ever need surgery you do it yourself instead of having a so called surgeon do it for you. Nothing a power drill, some duct tape and a bottle of vodka can't handle right? Bloody so called experts and their so called knowledge.

Gunn Clyne Alderweireld Van Dijk Bertrand Lallana Wanyama Schneiderlin Tadic Redmond Mané

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Djenepo, Boufal and Redmond together works if neither Adams nor Ings plays.

It seems point 15 was closure of two fuel refineries and 2000 job losses leading to disruptions in fuel availability in the regions directly supplied by those refineries. Also the title of the document was changed from "base scenario" to "reasonable worst case scenario".

Points 5 (electricity prices increase), 6 (disruption to medical supplies and reduced ability to prevent disease outbreaks), 7 (increased food prices and potential supply disruptions), 12 (Gibraltar is screwed), 15 (redacted entirely, couldn't bring themselves to show what was written there) & 18 (businesses folding, relocating or passing increased trading costs onto consumers and increase in black market activity) in particular all sound like a lot of fun. GERRONWIVIT!!111!!!

Epica feat Floor Jansen - Sancta Terra JINJER - Pisces

Nightwish - Ghost Love Score Greatest song I have ever heard, and only heard it for the first time yesterday.

Put some of the television money? ALL OF THE TELEVISION MONEY IS ALREADY BEING SPENT! How do you think we can pay Forster and Austin millions a year to do nothing without going bankrupt? Other clubs with similar revenue can afford to spend more than us because they don't have their income tied up on worthless crap the way we do. He has no interest in the club? You know that how? At least he bought the club himself so he must have some interest, he could have just spent the money on hookers and cocaine instead. Hasn't done a great deal? Krueger, Reed and Hughes are gone Hasenhüttl is here, we won't know how good the people now making the decisions are for a few seasons yet (Cortese was removed in Jan 2014 but it was only some 3 years later that the consequences became clear) and sorting out the mess in the playing squad is going to take time until contracts start running out, it's not like we haven't tried getting rid of them but no one will pay what we are paying so they refuse to leave and we are stuck with them. Hasn't said much? Krueger had a lot to say, can't say I miss it. Actions speak louder than words, if the club starts being run like it was between July 2009 and Jan 2014 again I don't care if I never hear a word from him.

What exactly has Gao done wrong? If anything blame the fat b!tch who undid everything her father put in place, since Gao arrived the incompetent clowns who ran us into the ground have been fired, Hasenhüttl has been hired and other changes have been made at board level the effectiveness of which we won't know for a few years yet, after all, our best seasons came when the club was already being ripped apart, it just took time for the incompetence at board level to effect happens on the pitch. We can't spend because we are loaded with overpaid wasters clogging our wage bill, Gao isn't to blame for that since we didn't hire the people responsible for signing them. He won't put his own money in? We get 150m a season FFS! Surely that should be enough if well spent and only the sovereign wealth fund from an oil rich country would be able to pump enough money in to make a difference, most owners in this league don't put their own money in either, in fact quite a few take money out and there is no sign of Gao doing that. So again, what is it that Gao has done that is so heinous? Would you rather have the fat Paris Hilton and her idiot sidekicks back? Because at least now we seem to be set on making better use of whatever money we do have instead of p!ssing it all away on a new contract for Forster.

Leminade's ego must be taking one hell of a beating. At least the other defector's had moves lined up when they threw a tantrum, this guy thought that by planting fake news about Arsenal and Man Utd he would have big clubs queuing up for him. Instead all he got is a Wolves loan deal that has fallen through because neither us nor Wolves want to be stuck with him beyond next summer. It's pathetic.

Mukiele it is then! Like Upamecano he only started 14 league games. Unlike Upamecano he was fit all season.