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Can Norwich, Burnley or Watford please show some signs of life and sink the Ev. First club to be relegated after setting half a billion quid on fire. That should look good on their list of firsts.

Either way, it's good to know that we are now scouting in South America.

To put it into perspective, only 21 managers in the top 4 divisions have been in place longer than 2.5 years. It's a long time and it isn't exactly news, Ralph had already said it before. To kick off the new manager speculation I'll nominate Bo Svensson of Mainz. Danish like Ankersen and Kraft, obligatory passage through the Red Bull system at Liefering and contract ends in 2024.

Only one of our starters did but he has three lungs, so it was like playing 80 minutes by the standards of the average two-lunged player.

Etienne Green who plays for green shirted Saint-Étienne. I am offended at the idea that he should ever play for anyone else.

Chelsea look like losing Rüdiger and Christensen on free transfers, wonder if they will be interested in Salisu. Wouldn't even cost them any money, just Broja and Southampton native Colwill.

He turns down Ghana because the coach tried to extort money from him in order to call him up when he was in the under-17s and the Ghana FA refused to do anything about it when he brought it to their attention. So now he doesn't want anything to do with them.

The Athletic jumping the gun and reporting something that wasn't yet true still seems the most plausible explanation to me. You'd think a journo would ask Ralph or Semmens when McCarthy and Stephens' contract actually expire. 2 years used to be the ideal point to sell, but tv money being what it is I think these days it's just 1 year. Suspect that at 2 years we price players out of moves, Tadic with 2 years left in 2018 was the last time we sold a first 11 player with more than a year left.

Summer shopping list: Goalkeepers: https://www.transfermarkt.com/detailsuche/spielerdetail/suche/33013233 Defensive Midfielders: https://www.transfermarkt.com/detailsuche/spielerdetail/suche/33013256 Attacking Midfielders: https://www.transfermarkt.com/detailsuche/spielerdetail/suche/33013282 Brojas: https://www.transfermarkt.com/detailsuche/spielerdetail/suche/33013171

Bazunu is going to be our new GK isn't he? Right sort of age and parent club 😂

Oh FFS not this nonsense again.

Mané, Origi and Minamino will all probably be gone by the summer with Firmino going at the end of his contract in 2023.

Fake news from random rumour generating site.

Why on earth would Broja go to that bin fire instead of here? And that's assuming they avoid relegation.

Kind of surprised no one has offered to buy him and loan him back until the end of the season.