LegalEagle

I see Caleta-Car is playing for Croatia tonight. Was he one that we called wrong when letting him go so soon?

Like being hugged by the Honey Monster. One for the over 45’s amongst us.

Just what i was thinking. Is that the best they can do. Has Michael Dawson had a load of Botox? He looks like a shiny rubber man

There are at least half a dozen forwards on that list that I would pick before any of our current front men

I spent some time a few years back with Lee Dixon and Les Ferdinand on a charity cycle ride. They were thoroughly nice blokes and very down to earth. Far more so than some of the rugby knobs who were arrogant and conceited.

We sold two players who didn’t want to be here.

This is good news. He was the one that was linked that looked bang average.

Big gamble by Everton. He’s proved nothing yet and the jury is still out as to whether he’ll be a top player. Great business from us especially with Robinson as a ready made replacement. Now let’s get this Armenian chap in. Give their Chairman a large brown envelope and it will happen.

Where is Coastal? Tell Mr Moyes from us that he’s been a good boy by coming up to the asking price.

Solid signing and an improvement

“Us”. You’re a fan of Liverpool’s reserve team. Tell your club to come back for Dibling when you can afford him.

Apologies. Does that include Plymouth as well I assume?

Where did you get those stats from? He’s scored 16 in 66 games for Boro

Just imagine how it must feel to play second fiddle in your own city for the whole of your football history with no chance of ever being the main club. Liverpool FC afforded our players over the years. But you’re not them of course.

Thank you guys. I feel better now.