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Yeh, Moi and Diallo. Goals, Goals, Goals.

And after we have conceded a couple.

It’s bizarre that a Croatian international that played in the World Cup semi final is deemed not good enough for us. I know Orsic hasn’t got off to the best of starts but fuck me he has quality and a few games for us (not in the B team) should show that.

How many new players are we signing today. Fucking shit bunch of cunts

Can I be the first to say he will be ideal for us. Never heard of him. Dont know anything about him but why haven’t we signed him yet.

Chelsea about to spend another £105m on this Fernandez bloke, mad.

Fuck me inflation is moving fast, £3m to €8.5m in an hour. Just shows most of this shit is absolute shit.

You had better call the emergency services then.

I wonder how long our extensive network had been scouting him. Rasmus must of worked extra hard on this one. Anyway, welcome aboard lad and hope you do well.

Gakpo has done a what video, is that to impress all those drooling scousers.

Ah that’s ok then, finally a decent striker. It will definitely be this Luton cheese chap as that’s probably the only club we can deal with to keep things quiet.

New cleaner ?

Perhaps that’s his answer, play a back four with 4 centre backs. He likes playing Lyanco at right back so Salisu left back and the Polish Maldini can play with Duje in the middle. We will still get done at set pieces because it doesn’t matter how fucking tall the defenders are they need to learn how to mark players. We are so shit at getting on the end of crosses or corners in the oppo box as well, that was possibly the only thing that Bednarek was ok at.

So we apparently sign players in January because they are better quality than what we have. But then we don’t fucking play them .

This

Antonio now up for sale according to Sky, if it’s power and pace Jones wants ! Or was it just against Saints that Antonio use to like unplayable.

An insane signing

Excellent result so well done all. Now I want to see us really go for Villa, no Ely or Diallo. Lets give Orsic a go with Alcaraz as apparently we have signed them to improve us. Oh yes and fuck off Everton.

Ok then stream’s please

We need that 3rd winger to run down the touch line between the Lino and fans to collect all the wayward long balls. Oh sorry I forgot we are not a long ball side, just aggressive and front footed. Lavia needs to be told that because against Forest he spent most of the game star gazing. The poor bloke must of thought WTF is going on.

The Argentinian could well be a good player but at 20 and moving from South America doesn’t bode well for our usual ( he will need time to adapt philosophy). We don’t have time for anyone to adapt, Christ not many of the current crop have adapted to our style.

Typical Saints, sign a wide player who is out injured. Linked with a 20yr old Argentinian when apparently we need experience not youth. Sign another championship striker when you thought we would of learnt our lesson based on the last 2.

Perhaps we chucked it in their eyes to blind them. Vim in the eyes is surely a yellow card at least though.

We are going to get so fucked over in midfield it’s ridiculous. I guess Jones thinks we don’t need a midfield when we have the ball,as we just lump it for the centre half’s to clear. Stu has niggles apparently so being rested.

Steve Cooper reckons we were quite direct, fucking understatement of the year eh. Direct to a team full of useless headers of the ball, coaching of the highest calibre.