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Shoot it down. Don't give Adams the responsibility, though.

Quicker than I remember him being at the WC (or maybe Turkish defenders are glacially slow). Still shite.

Looked incredibly limited at the World Cup. Not quick. Not athletic. Not skilful. Did score the flukiest fluke that ever did fluke, though. Might as well recall Dan N'Lundulu, honestly.

He wasn't a striker either. Played all his career as a 10 before joining Liverpool.

According to transferroom.com GBE calculator, Hjulmand is good for 24 points (15 is a pass). He gets 12 points alone just for playing in Serie A due to the quality of the league - 10-14 points is enough to apply for an exemption. No idea how "legit" these calculators are, but he should be signable. (Nicolas Jackson gets 27 points, apparently, for what it's worth.)

He can move faster than an asthmatic cadaver.

Fingers crossed it's true. I quite like him. Not the striker we need, but he's got some great attributes that we just don't have. The ability to run with the ball at pace while defenders bounce off him can cause chaos. Reminds me of a young Zaha. Who was also raw as anything at the same age. As longer term investments, Jackson, Mara and Edozie could develop into something very exciting.

I'd be surprised if he moved to France. He was really keen to play in England. Seem to recall he turned down offers in France and Spain to join us. That being said, he's obviously off in the summer. And unfortunately, Brighton and everyone else have noticed Levi Colwill is a bit brilliant - would've been the perfect replacement.

Thought he did all right in the circumstances. Was a fish out of water with the pace of the game and had no real understanding with his teammates, but he didn't hide. On the contrary, he looked brave, self confident and committed to the cause. Got into a couple of promising positions too. Give him a bit of time to settle in and I think we'll find a decent player in there.

Get the fuck in. Wasn't pretty, but finally we win at Goodison again. Hurts to win and still find yourself bottom, but we're alive with a silver of momentum after this week. Fair play. Let's ride this probably brief high to get a couple of quality signings on board and see if we can indeed turn the corner. Prowse vs Onana today - that lad won't be an Everton player for long; absolute machine. Not making him hold the midfield has certainly breathed a bit of life back into Ward-Prowse - suddenly looks full of beans again. Fuck knows where the goals are coming from, still, unfortunately. Adams is no good. Can't play as a lone striker.

Another goal nowhere near in the corner that Bazunu got nowhere near. He's so small in that goal. No way is he 6' 2". Pretty special defending to play 3 CBs and a holding midfielder, and yet Elyounoussi's marking their tallest player.

If Livramento gets fully fit again, he's probably gone in the summer back to Chelsea when their buy back clause kicks in.

Was a weird move anyway. Held his own in the SPL last season, and then was loaned out to non league. Something's not right there.

Midfield three. Been banging this drum for four years of Hasenhuttl and his perennially overrun midfield. We just look more solid when we can gunk up the middle of the park. Helps that Lavia is ridiculous for his age, mind. Come on, let's see this out.

He can't dive. Covers no ground at all. Short of stature. No spring in his legs. Saves most (not all - see the Palace game) of the shots straight at him, as you'd expect, but otherwise the opposition don't even need to find the corners of the net to beat him quite comfortably. I don't see anything in his game to suggest he has the potential to be a top class keeper. Gunn had more to him, and he wasn't nearly up to scratch.

They will in training.

With what?

That's really deflated my luftballons.

If they're following the same "data driven" approach that ended up with them going for Jones (5th best manager for outperforming budget), then Kjetil Knutsen of Bodo/Glimt (number 1 manager for outperforming budget) is surely a strong bet. Actually plays 4-3-3 as well, which would be nice.

Sure, why not? We've only signed four left backs in the last 18 months. Keep em coming, I say.

Solakadaisical.

Dud. I was worried when his numbers in Scotland weren't even as good as Elyounoussi's. At the price, I don't knock the club for taking a punt. But he's absolute shite. Slow, unenergetic - just a plodding passenger who has seemingly hoodwinked a few into believing that the rare occasions where he doesn't get tangled up in his own legs is some kind of technical mastery. Where does he belong? Can't play on the wing, too slow. Can't play as a 10, creates fuck all. Can't play in midfield, doesn't tackle, run, pass, or really get involved.

Pretty messy, but there's something there for us today. Fulham haven't been very special. Scored with their only shot. Adams has missed a sitter - of course - and Elyounoussi scandalously refused to play in a clean through Aribo and instead take a speculative shot. We should have two goals to our name. Don't look like much of a team, and our play is totally incoherent, but we're in this game.

And we were so impressed that in the intervening 5 years, we signed Guido Carrillo, Danny Ings, Che Adams, Theo Walcott, Takumi Minamino, Armando Broja, Adam Armstrong, and Sekou Mara (and gave Shane Long a contract extension) instead. I'm being facetious - I think he looks half decent. Certainly compared to what we have.

Hmm. Walker-Peters off? Livramento nowhere near returning to fitness? And/or off? Djed Spence would be a solid move, I'd think, given his Spurs career is going nowhere. Loan with an option perhaps?