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Bernard Delmage anyone ????

Isn't he still on loan from the Arse since we first signed him ?

This seems to make a lot more sense now

Your invoice is in dispute with our accounts department.

Just tell me next time I am in the cab .. yeah ?

Found a program from a match we sponsored in an office clearout last week and the MOM from the previous match was Mario Licka. All I can say is the other 10 must have played sh1te !

I have heard a rumour today, supposedly from within the club, that we have accepted a bid from Newcastle. Potentially suicidal if true.

Cheers.... Trying I swifter now

Currently in Italy and the locals are all showing seria A. I only have an iPad with me, does anyone have any slam dunk ways of me getting to see the game. Cheers in advance.

and the winner is..drawn from the Veho Challenge Cup Trophy .....drum roll...... Dane Russo.... well done mate.... see you tomoz DM me for details if you dont see the FB message.

DP, Will post sometime after 15:00 so there is still sometime to enter. I think there is around 40 names in the hat so far. For those that are into it there is also the Tatoo convention at the stadium http://www.titanic-ink.co.uk/ ....... so make a day of it

@Huffton People have been able to drink in the stands the last 2 years at our Charity games so I assume it wont be a problem this year. I will double check with Saints and post back in the A.M @MLT, I will post it on here not long after 15:00 tomorrow.(as stated above)

They were testing this yesterday when I was in there filming other stuff. There was some kid in the goal throwing the ball up in the air about 1000 times !

Everybody who has liked the Veho page so far, dont forget to share the story as well, otherwise we won't be able to identify you to put you into the draw !

My company is giving away a chance to play at our Ex-Pro/Celeb Charity football match this Saturday 4pm Kick Off. All you need to do is LIKE the VehoWorld Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/vehoworld and SHARE the News story https://www.facebook.com/vehoworld/posts/384284401610100 with your friends. We will put all people who have SHARED the story and LIKED the page into a hat and draw it at 15:00 Friday. If you want to come and watch there are some Ex-Pros from Saints and from Pompey playing as well as the guys from Dirty Sanchez, entrance is £2 for Adults and £1 for kids. The bar will be open and you can take drinks into the seating area, there will be a penalty shoot at half time for kids and a raffle with some really good prizes ranging from a week in the South of France to Samsung cameras, plus plenty of signed sporting memorbelia. All money raised is being donated for Breast Cancer Campaign, a very worthy cause. Prior to this event there is a free to attend BMX/Skate park with DJ/Graffiti Demos in the SMS car park with demo's from top riders and an amateur comp with prizes. This starts from around 11.30am, if you are into this bring your decks and bikes. I was at the ground yesterday doing some filming and the pitch still looks awesome, a great opportunity to play on the field of dreams

I was one of the organizers/players from the Veho side, it was a great day and I felt honoured to grace the hallowed turf. Walking down the tunnel and lining up on pitch to the Champions League theme was a real m,oment to remember. It was pretty firm under foot so you will need moulded boots. One of our players changed to astro's at half time as the pitch wouldn't take a stud. The surface was like a bowling green. Thanks to Al for the pictures, there are some great action shots.

I have to say I am sick to death of seeing people on the news saying 'oh no I was stranded in France for 2 days' ..... Jesus H Christ .... you can walk home from there ! Also can't understand why the Long Haul flights can't fly into other euro based airports, I would be more than happy to find my own way from there ! If I get one more email saying 'I could think of worse places to be stranded'......... aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh !!!!!! Ironically I was due to fly to Lisbon with BA on Thursday evening, if that flight isnt cancelled I wonder if BA will give me my money back based on the fact they can't get me home from HK until 11th May. Sob, Sob, Sob... pass me the razor blade !

Missed getting the the Toulouse flight I am afraid.... it was there and then it was gone ! News from BA today is that my re-booked flight is 11th May ... 11th ******* May ! Oh an they are no longer paying for accommadation which I thought contravened EU law ? Have been trying since 1am Uk time to get something booked in the next few days without a sniff ! (inbetween trying to keep my business afloat ha ha)

Not as extreme as the prospect of not getting a flight for weeks ! I am going to start looking into the visa requirements for this. Getting into Russia is my concern in this respect. Thanks for the suggestion though.

Currently stuck in Hong Kong with no chance of a flight for weeks.... already been stranded 3 days and had to move hotels 3 times....... It might sound great to some but just want to get home.... Any suggestions on alternative transport/routes welcome ?

Lotus is a really nice place to eat that turns into a banging nightclub. Not cheap but nice scenery. Would recommend.

Went to see it last night. Quite different from the first one but enough there to see it was based on it. Thought it was funny and quite good for a reminise with the lads. Continuity in terms of music, dress sense and electric drills was a bit lacking. Brought back some fond and not so fond memories. Deer Stalker anyone ?

The 3 fat bints look like there were all 6 footers and have been hit with a giant mallet down to be 3 foot !

I will tell the missus I am going to football and probably stay in the pub .... she won't notice the difference when I roll in at 18:30...

Not on New Years day, after only a couple of hours sleep and exhaust fumes filling the boot of a beat up Astra I remember the aforementioned slash and comment to daddy Wallace very well. Great day out when we used to be good !