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Mine shows as refunded yesterday PM on the ticket page, however nothing in my bank account yet.

I see the West Ham board of directors have got their PR spot on. Told the fans exactly what the plan is and also add offering 30% deductions on season ticket renewals. This is a shit show from SFC.

Nothing at all for me yet. Absolute shit show. Interestingly I returned an item on Saturday from another retailer, money in Wednesday. It’s just simply not good enough. I saw a statement from the West Ham board of directors to their fans. The PR was spot on, and tamed a difficult fan base. It outlines also a 30% reduction for season ticket renewals. SFC are taking the piss here quite frankly.

Yes, and based on that precedent presumably would be fined £200k which is irrelevant. It’s a moot point though as I doubt many Premier League clubs have training grounds that can be “observed” in the same way so there’s probably no way to even get an analyst in there!

Listing the Community Shield as a major trophy win

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yezl1z11jo Looks idyllic 😮

I keep reading this pony. Do people really believe sides can go round secretly watching other sides shape, formations, set piece routines etc a day or two before they play them? You’d be done exactly the same way as Leeds were, under the “good faith” rules.

Did anyone expect different with Parsons at the helm?

You missed out the joys of shitting in a bucket.

I've sent three whores there to ask at reception for a Steve Gibson.

.....and it is also reported that, following a meeting with the Right Reverend Rufus Leaking, a certain Mr S Gibson of Muddlesbrough, has made a generous £10m donation to The Church of Latter Day Saints for necessary Church repairs.

Two sweet old ladies have just booked a room there! Edna Clouds and Emma Royds. Detective Inspector Drated (D.I. Drated) and WPC Laura Norder from the Hampshire Constabulary will be attending in the next few days to interview hotel staff about a large scale case of Perverting the Course of Justice. Two senior members of the London Zoo Board of Directors have booked two rooms and a round of golf whilst there: a Mr G Raff and a Mr C Lyons. Mike Rophone and his band are booked to play in the bar area there on Saturday. They recently had a minor hit in the charts with "I'm a Three Time Loser" and finally, a Miss Anita Bush has applied to be a gardener within the grounds. That's yer lot!

What does an FA ban entail? I mean, is it just the touchline on match days? If that is the case, Tonda can run the preparations; the hay is in the barn on match day. He can zoom into the team room at half. We now know the staff is capable of using an iphone.

Only scalp I desire is Parsons. Not a man I want in my foxhole.

Could be methanol poisoning. The Home Office has a list of countries to watch out for it, which includes Nigeria. And reading through the Twitter thread there are people saying that Nigerian alcohol is dodgy. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c33p7vvyp2zo

I think we'll have to stick with the other teams in the EFL naughty corner. Swindon Town, Shrewsbury Town, Leicester, Wednesday, West Brom. Maybe a trip to Turkey to play Goztepe, and while we're there we can play Adana Demirspor who just got relegated to the third tier on -57 points.

I’d rather it was sorted in the coming days - the summer may seem long but it’ll fly and I’d like to think we’d be ready to go as much as possible by pre-season. *remembers we support Saints* …but we probably won’t be.

Do they book rooms by the hour?

Dear Rockcliffe Hall. We are looking at hiring out 15 rooms in August for some team bonding and some strength training in your hotel gym. Would it also be possible to hire out your football facilities next door as we would like to keep them sharp for the season ahead. We would be looking for over an HOUR as fitness is the key. We have some keen golfers that would love to use your local golf course plus some staff are keen birdwatchers if you could recommend anywhere local for us to explore. I’m also hoping you would be able to lay on a spread for the lads afterwards but nothing too salty as they will be on strict diets for the season ahead. We look forward to hearing back from you soon. Kind regards Tonda Eckert.

Maybe they are looking at the alleged bullying? It's a bit odd.

Is there any gauge on what a possible FA sanction could be? Is there precedent? He broke EFL rules and there were EFL sanctions. What's the FA's role here? To enforce EFL rules? If he did this in the Prem there would be no repercussions as there are no regulations against it. So does the FA's opinion change depending on what league the manager is in? Makes no sense.

Guess the truth will all be revealed in the coming weeks

One of the reasons will be that Bielsa himself confessed and admitted to it within a day of it first coming to light v Derby and then went into detail at a press conference a couple of days after that. He owned it, held his hands up, confessed, gave the press the quotes and story and it all moved on. Ha ha ha naughty boy. Maybe there is another universe where instead of flat batting and defensive "no comment" stuff, we were actually on the front foot on the day of the first leg, owned it. Don't give Middlesbrough the chance to own it in such a moralistic way. Maybe it makes no difference but the fact is we looked shifty and guilty from the start. Maybe it would have worked if we'd looked bolder and more brazen but with a hands up approach - doing that "look, sorry we did it but it's a bit like diving and harassing the ref and not as bad as financial cheating" stuff. Yes it's wrong sorry but its common honest. Drop in a line or two to imply that we think someone might have been doing it to us this season. A bit of bullshit. But Tonda hasn't got the personality to do that. Neil Warnock maybe, but Tonda isn't quite there yet. Plus the rule change did us of course. But Bielsa owned it in a way we never did. Boro owned the narrative and it helped fuck us over.

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